we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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