no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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