I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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