so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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