Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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