Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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