are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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