he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
My vagina just clenched in fear
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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