Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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