I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I love having hate sex.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
His nipple licking is glorious
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