does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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