Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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