There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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