discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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