White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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