Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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