this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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