1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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