belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so that wasnt chicken after all
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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