Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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