Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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