in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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