Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Enjoy the penises
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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