do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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