you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Fuck appropriateness.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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