Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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