Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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