Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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