At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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