i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I need moral support for this bender
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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