i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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