I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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