i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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