i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
This house was built for laser tag.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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