Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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