Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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