We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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