Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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