Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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