my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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