careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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