maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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