her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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