NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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