There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize