Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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