Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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