can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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