if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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