So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
