? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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