One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
This is my gift to your gina
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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